Panda Itu Apa?

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‘Kalau monyet, apa?’

‘Eeee…Hou ce!

‘Pinter! Kalau penguin?’

‘Eee…Ji…e?’

‘Ya! Panda?

‘Eeee..apa yaaa…eeee’

‘Ayooo…apaaa?’

‘Eeee…aku pingin pipis..’

‘Hah? Ya udah, pipis dulu. Nanti balik lagi yaaa’

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‘Udah? Ayo, panda apa?’

‘Eeee…apa yaaa…aku ngga tau Ma’

‘Xiang Mao. Ayo ulangi!’

‘Xiang Mao ya?’

‘Iya. Ayo, tadi monyet apa?’

‘Hou ce!’

‘Yak! Panda?’

‘Eeee…apa siiih?’

‘Xiang mao! Ayo apalin!’

‘Xiang mao..xiang mao..xiang mao..’

‘Yaaa..ayo ulang ya. Penguin?’

‘Ji e!’

‘Ya…panda?’

‘Eeee…apa ya…aduuuh, pusing aku..’

‘Lah, barusan apal..ayo, apaaa!’

‘Eee….aduuuh, aku capek looo’

‘Iya, nanti, kalau udah bisa. Apa jadi?’

‘Eeee….’

‘Xiaaaaang….?’

‘Xiaaang…..apa yaaa?’

‘Xiang mao!’

‘O iya..Xiang mao ya?’

‘Iyaaa, ayo lagi ya..monyet?’

‘Mmm…hou ce…’

‘Yaaa….panda?’

‘…..JI E!’

Eaaaa…salto!

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Sumber gambar: giantbomb.com

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