How To Deal With Scientific Paper?

The hardest thing to do is write scientific paper in English. First, my English is not very good. Second, the scientific vocabulary is different with the daily vocabulary. So it will be disaster if I use it in my paper. Third, how to deliver the message to the reader. It can be understood with variety, or multiunderstanding.

Anyway, I just found this from I Love Fucking Science. This is the tactic how you can create the paper looks like from the expert, with use special sentence to hide your weaknesses. Enjoy! ^_^